[Intro]
0=Hey! Wake up, stupid!
1=/hidetext
2=/func shortyrunandjump
3=/func shortyturnleft
4=/showtext
5=/changename Shorty
6=Get up already!
7=/hidetext
8=/func shortyrunandjump
9=/func shortyturnleft
10=/showtext
11=You've been sleeping for days!
12=/hidetext
13=/w 20
14=/func playerstandup
15=/showtext
16=Finally! I was getting really sick of jumping, I'm not in my best shape.
17=/changename You
18=What do you want, little short thing?
19=/changename Shorty
20=Don't call me Short, or I'll see to it very bad things happen. Anyway I came to give you your things back.
21=/changename Ice|Gun
22=This is the gun shorty handed you.
23=/spic icegun
24=/snd gotitem 100 1
25=Recieved Ice Gun V1!
26=/w 30
27=/func geticegun
28=Hurray...
29=/hpic
30=/changename You
31=Hey what about my money? What did you do with it Shorty?!
32=/changename Shorty
33=Don't call me short!
34=I'm going to stop you right now, Gramps won't even know!
35=You'll never foil our plans!
36=/changename You
37=What on Earth are you talking about?
38=/changename Shorty
39=Oh playing dumb are you?
40=Take some of this!
41=/fade 0
42=/hidetext
43=/w 15
44=/changeframe 3

[Defeated Shorty]
0=Defeated shorty!
1=/changename Shorty
2=Argh... You're going to be trouble aren't you?
3=I'll soon see about that...
4=/hidetext
5=/w 30
6=/func killblockandshorty
7=/w 30
8=/showtext
9=/changename You
10=I guess I should leave...

[Defeated Shorty Again]
0=Defeated Dhitotie!
1=/changename Dhitotie
2=No! This isn't how it's supposed to be!
3=Urrrrggghh!!!
4=/hidetext
5=/w 30
6=/func killblockandshorty
7=/w 30
8=/showtext
9=/changename You
10=Finally he's gone!

[Potty]
0=Hi, I'm a pot.
1=I like you, do you like me?
2=/changename You
3=... Erm
4=Yes?
5=/changename Companion|Pot
6=OHMIGAWD YAY!
7=We're going to have so much fun!

[Switch - Pot]
0=Hey there buddy!
1=This is a different kind of switch, if you press it all sorts can happen!
2=It has a timer though, so you have to be very fast!
3=/changename You
4=Err, thanks, so what do you want?
5=/changename Companion|Pot
6=To be loved!

[Switch 2 - Pot]
0=Hey there!
1=This is a switch, it turns things on and off!
2=/changename You
3=What ARE you?
4=/changename Companion|Pot
5=Your friend!

[Switch 3 - Pot]
0=Be careful here!
1=It's very dangerous!
2=/changename You
3=Well... Alrighty then I'll try to be careful LEAPING OVER THE SPIKES.
4=/changename Companion|Pot
5=Don't shout at me!
6=We're supposed to be friends!

[Pot 4]
0=Wait! Don't touch that present!
1=/changename You
2=Why not? I feel I deserve something for saving the world or whatever...
3=/changename Companion|Pot
4=It will explode!
5=/changename You
6=Suuuuure it will, I'm not letting you have this present!
7=/changename Companion|Pot
8=Noooo! Don't do it! I'd stop you but I can't move!
9=/changename You
10=You managed to follow me so far... Anyway...
11=Well seeya, I'm gonna get me a present!

[Present Exploded]
0=Wow...
1=That pot was actually right...

[Leave House]
0=/fade 0
1=/w 35
2=/framechange 4

[Outside Intro House Sign]
0=You are at the rest house.
1=To the East is the Village.
2=/changename You
3=I guess the village sounds like an alright place to go...

[Hair Guy]
0=I like to sit outside my house with my perfect hair.
1=You should get hair like mine.
2=Don't hide your hair under that hat.
3=Let the hair be free man!

[Hair Guy 2]
0=Man it's nice being up here with my hair.
1=/changename You
2=But... You were just...
3=/changename Hair|Guy
4=Dude? You alright? My hair making you dizzy?

[Elder]
0=My boy, we have chosen you to save us in our time of need. An evil man named Veldthie has built a machine...
1=This machine will inflict Eternal Winter upon us, we cannot survive through a disaster such as this...
2=So we have chosen you to head after this villain, and find him in his mountain lair.
3=You must defeat him, and save us all!
4=/changename You
5=Really? Me?
6=/changename Gramps
7=Well... We don't have anyone else who will go... So bye!
8=/func kickplayeroff
9=/hidetext
10=/w 50
11=/showtext
12=Haha, that was fun.
13=My old legs still pack a... Kick?
14=/changename Shorty
15=That'll show him.
16=/changename Gramps
17=Oh you're going too, don't try and hurt our guests.
18=/changename Shorty
19=But he-
20=/func shortykickoff
21=/hidetext
22=/w 50
23=/showtext
24=/changename Gramps
25=Silly youngsters...
26=/hidetext
27=/fade 0
28=/w 35
29=/func nextframe

[Outside Tavern Sign]
0=Local Tavern
1=Proprietor: Tavern Owner

[Sign]
0=lol hax!
1=/increasehp 999
2=/fillhp

[Ice Gun]
0=Look a Gun!
1=/spic icegun
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Recieved Ice Gun V1!
4=/w 30
5=/func geticegun
6=What a nice surprise!
7=/hpic
8=This could help fight off SOME of the monsters about...

[Glacier Cannon]
0=A Glacier Cannon, who left this lying around?!
1=/spic gcannon
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Recieved Glacier Cannon V1
4=/w 30
5=/func getglaciercannon
6=This looks pretty powerful!
7=/hpic
8=Remember, to change weapons hold [Menu] which by default is [W] and use the directional arrows.

[Snowballer]
0=A Snowballer! Wow!
1=/spic snowballer
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Recieved Snowballer V1
4=/w 30
5=/func getsnowballer
6=This look like fun!
7=/hpic
8=Remember, to change weapons hold [Menu] which by default is [W] and use the directional arrows.

[Shard Launcher]
0=A Shard Launcher! Wow!
1=/spic shardlauncher
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Recieved Shard Launcher V1
4=/w 30
5=/func getshardlauncher
6=This could be fun!
7=/hpic
8=Remember, to change weapons hold [Menu] which by default is [W] and use the directional arrows.

[Save Point]
0=Would you like the save?
1=/yesno Save x

[HP Point]
0=Would you like to munch some fries?
1=/yesno Heal x

[Hp Add 3]
0=It's a HP booster!
1=/increasehp 3
2=HP increased by 3!
3=/addhp 3

[Heal]
0=/fillhp
1=Health refilled!

[Save]
0=/save
1=Game Saved!

[Load]
0=/hidetext
1=/fade 0
2=/load

[Died]
0=You, have died.
1=Want to load from the last save point?
2=/yesno Load Exit

[Exit]
0=/hidetext
1=/fade 0
2=/w 20
3=/changeframe 1

[Shard Launcher Level 3]
0=Shard Launcher Upgraded!
1=/spic shardlauncherv3
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Here is the Shard Launcher V3!
4=/w 30
5=Now you can a big shard that shatters!
6=/hpic

[Shard Launcher Level 2]
0=Shard Launcher Upgraded!
1=/spic shardlauncherv2
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Here is the Shard Launcher V2!
4=/w 30
5=Now you can fire three shards at once!
6=/hpic

[Snowballer Level 2]
0=Snowballer Upgraded!
1=/spic snowballerv2
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Here is the Snowballer V2!
4=/w 30
5=Your snowballs are now bigger! And you can fire more at once.
6=/hpic

[Snowballer Level 3]
0=Snowballer Upgraded!
1=/spic snowballerv3
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Here is the Snowballer V3!
4=/w 30
5=You can now fire two snowballs at once!
6=/hpic

[Glacier Cannon Level 3]
0=Glacier Cannon Upgraded!
1=/spic gcannonv3
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Here is the Glacier Cannon V3
4=/w 30
5=Now you can fire mega rockets!
6=/hpic

[Glacier Cannon Level 2]
0=Glacier Cannon Upgraded!
1=/spic gcannonv2
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Here is the Glacier Cannon V2!
4=/w 30
5=Now you can fire multiple rockets at once!
6=/hpic

[Ice Gun Level 3]
0=Ice Gun Upgraded!
1=/spic icegunv3
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Here is the Ice Gun V3!
4=/w 30
5=This version of the ice gun fires big bullets for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
6=/hpic

[Ice Gun Level 2]
0=Ice Gun Upgraded!
1=/spic icegunv2
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Here is the Ice Gun V2!
4=/w 30
5=This is a more powerful version of the Ice Gun, enjoy!
6=/hpic

[Switch 1 Off]
0=It's a switch, turn it on?
1=/yesno switch1on DUMMY

[Switch 1 On]
0=It's a switch, turn it off?
1=/yesno switch1off DUMMY

[switch1on]
0=/hidetext
1=/fon 100
2=/camlook 648 504
3=/w 100
4=/camres

[switch1off]
0=/hidetext
1=/foff 100
2=/camlook 648 504
3=/w 100
4=/camres

[Bandit Key]
0=Got the basement key!
1=/spic banditkey
2=It's a giant key... Awesome!
3=/hpic
4=/func getbasementkey
5=/changename You
6=Off to the Basement I guess!

[Sero Dies]
0=Argh!
1=How can you defeat me, The Bandit King?!
2=Ah well, just don't use my key to get into the basement.
3=Seriously.
4=Don't.
5=Bye.
6=/hidetext
7=/w 20
8=/func makekeyandkillbandits
9=/w 20
10=/showtext
11=/changename You
12=People say the strangest things...

[Ditothie Intro]
0=/changename You
1=So you're behind all this?!
2=/changename Shorty|in|a|suit
3=No stupid, Veldthie is remember? I'm his sidekick.
4=He even gave me a cool nickname!
5=/changename You
6=Really? What is it, Midget Kid?
7=/changename Shorty|in|a|suit
8=No! It's Dhitotie!
9=/changename You
10=Oh, wow that's really something. Now get out of my way!
11=/changename Dhitotie
12=I don't think so, he gave me this huge gun and told me to stop you.
13=/changename You
14=Oh... Gosh that isn't very nice.
15=/func startbattle

[Defeated Veldthie]
0=What! How can this be!
1=Now my master plans are ruined! Ruuuuiiineeed!
2=Why did you do this?
3=Urgh... My head
4=/changename You
5=Just one question, why did you want it to be Winter?
6=/changename Veldthie
7=Huh? Because everyone likes snow of course!
8=I don't know why everyone was so opposed to the idea... I don't feel so good.
9=/hidetext
10=/w 50
11=/func killblockandshorty
12=/showtext
13=/changename You
14=Odd that everyone tends to explode when I beat them.
15=Anyway, now where do I go to?
16=/hidetext
17=/w 50
18=/func makeblocksandopendoor
19=/showtext
20=Ah.

[Veldthie Intro]
0=So... You are?
1=/changename Veldthie
2=I am Veldthie, the evil villain!
3=And I have a top hat.
4=/changename You
5=So I see...
6=What are we going to do then?
7=/changename Veldthie
8=Well, that depends on if you are going to stop me...
9=/changename You
10=Oh, ok.
11=Let's get started shall we?
12=/func VeldthieBattleStart

[Bandito Warning]
0=Behind me is the Bandit Lair.
1=We don't take kindly to trespassers.
2=I would stop you going inside, but I... Well in all honesty I'm just lazy

[Console]
0=WINDOWS VISTA XP SP 99 - PLEASE SELECT OPTION:
1=A. TERMINATE ETERNAL WINTER PROJECT
2=B. VEND EVIL GENIUS ATTIRE
3=/changename You
4=Hehehe...
5=/hidetext
6=/w 50
7=/snd enemydeath 100 1
8=/func vendsuit
9=/hidetext
10=/w 100
11=/changeframe 20

[Bandit Health Booster]
0=Sero's private stash: Hands Off!
1=If anyone takes anything, I'll be really mad and not be your friend anymore.
2=/changename You
3=Well, looks like I can have it then!

[Sero Intro]
0=/hidetext
1=/gopmo
2=/w 50
3=/showtext
4=Ah, we have a visitor.
5=I figured that no-one would listen to that guard...
6=Ah well guess what time it is for you?!
7=/changename You
8=Erm... Uh... Happy Time?
9=/changename Sero
10=Well... It's about 3pm but I'm going to fight you, ok?
11=/changename You
12=Oh ok.
13=/func startserobattle

[Dunnit]
0=Been there done that...

[Jump to Boss]
0=/hidetext
1=/fade 0
2=/changeframe 8

[Lock]
0=This is locked... I guess I'll need a key of some variety.

[Bandit Crown]
0=This looks like a crown...
1=It's inscribed! It reads:
2=Crown property of the Bandit King, no touchy touchy!
3=Well... He won't know...
4=/fon 4

[Final Pot]
0=Hey! There's something I've got to give you.
1=/spic hearttokenview
2=It's a friendship token, so we will always remember each other...
3=In case you know... You die and that.
4=/hpic
5=/fon 5
6=/changename You
7=Well.. I.. Err.. Thanks?

[Dead Final Pot]
0=Hey! There's something I've got to give you.
1=But since you managed to kill me I don't think it's very appropriate.
2=Anyways, good luck. Maybe I'll be seeing you soon!
3=/changename You
4=What do you mean seeing me soon?
5=/changename Dead|Companion|Pot
6=Nothing... Nothing...

[Pot Plains 2 1]
0=Hey there buddy!
1=How are you doing?
2=You doing good?
3=/changename You
4=I'm alright except everything here tries to kill me!
5=/changename Companion|Pot
6=Aww, poor you.
7=I wish I could help but I'm just a pot.
8=/changename You
9=...
10=I'm off.

[Fall]
0=Why is there always a fall...
1=I don't like heights...
2=And I bet it'll be a sudden scenery change too.
3=Who ever made this should think more about flow.
4=Honestly...

[Crossroads Pot]
0=Oh hey!
1=We're in Crossroads now.
2=They say it got taken over by bandits, might be a bit hard to get through.
3=/changename You
4=Joy of joys...
5=Thanks...

[Crossroads Pot 2]
0=Did you know you can climb on the rooves of places?
1=It's really cool!
2=Oh and this is the Bandit King's house, be very careful!

[Caves Sign]
0=Spooky caves ahead!
1=OOoooooOOh!

[Shorty Caves]
0=Oh it's you again.
1=Fancy running into you here.
2=/changename Shorty
3=Don't you sweet talk me! I know you're here to steal my glory!
4=/changename You
5=What are you on about?
6=/changename Shorty
7=Never mind. Anyway, I'm sorry.
8=/changename You
9=... What for?
10=/changename Shorty
11=Its nothing personal, I just despise you. He ha ho hu!
12=/hidetext
13=/explode 171 171
14=/w 10
15=/explode 189 171
16=/w 10
17=/explode 207 171
18=/w 10
19=/explode 225 171
20=/w 10
21=/explode 243 171
22=/w 10
23=/explode 261 171
24=/w 10
25=/explode 279 171
26=/w 10
27=/explode 297 171
28=/w 10
29=/changename You
30=/showtext
31=Why does this strike me as unoriginal?
32=/func BridgeDestroy

[Potty Caves]
0=That snowman over there is a real big meanie!
1=/changename You
2=Wow, another thing that wants to kill me?
3=/changename Companion|Pot
4=I was just warning you, I don't want my bestest buddy to get a booboo!
5=/changename You
6=...Erm ...Thanks?

[Potty Caves 2]
0=Err, forgot to mention earlier, but those skull platforms fall if you stay on them too long... Heheh my bad?
1=/changename You
2=Oh, wow your such a good companion.
3=/changename Companion|Pot
4=Don't be mean to me!
5=We're best buddies remember?!
6=/changename You
7=Um... Yes... That we are...

[Note]
0=It's a note!
1=/spic note
2=/snd gotitem 100 1
3=Recieved Note!
4=The note reads:
5=""Please help me, I am trapped in the caves.""
6=""I would appreciate any helpful strangers helping me.""
7=""Thanks.""
8=""Bye.""
9=/hpic
10=/fon 7

[Button]
0=This button is labelled "CageMaster 3000 control button, do not press"
1=/changename You
2=I think I'll press it...
3=/hidetext
4=/camlook 1701 729
5=/w 30
6=/func CageDestroy
7=/w 30
8=/changename Bital
9=/showtext
10=Thank you my boy!
11=Now, I will show you to the lab, where I keep my eleven secret herbs and spices!
12=/changename You
13=What...? Anyway let's go...
14=/camres
15=/func BitalRunAway


[Bital]
0=Hello! My boy over here!
1=I appear to be trapped in this cage here.
2=/changename You
3=Really? I didn't notice.
4=/changename ???
5=Don't use sarcasm with me boy! My name is Bital.
6=/changename Bital
7=I fell down here and my CageMaster 3000 malfunctioned.
8=Now I'm trapped until someone can reach that button up there...
9=/changename You
10=And this someone is...?
11=/changename Bital
12=Isn't it obvious? You my boy!
13=/changename You
14=Stop calling me boy!
15=I do have a name you know...

[Spike Sea Sign]
0=""Sea of Spikes, DO NOT SLIP!""

[Potty Caves 3]
0=Hey! Up there is a special gun!
1=It's really powerful and cool and awesome, kinda like me...
2=Anyway, if you fire it really fast downwards it's almost like flying!
3=I wish I could fly, then you and me could soar away together...
4=/changename You
5=WHAT?!
6=I need to stop talking to you...
7=/changename Companion|Pot
8=No please! Friends?
9=Anyway, you should get that gun, it will let you reach high places.

[Thankyou Note]
0=The note reads:
1=""Thankyou old bean, you got me out of a right mess back there!""
2=""As a token of my gratitude I have left you this hardly eaten bucket of chicken.""
3=""Enjoy.""
4=/spic kfc
5=/snd gotitem 100 1
6=/changename You
7=I got some chicken?!
8=What use is that?
9=/hpic
10=/fon 8

[Pot - Lab 1]
0=Up ahead is a new gun!
1=It's really powerful and can shoot through almost anything!
2=/changename You
3=Anything eh?
4=Would that include... Ceramics?
5=/changename Companion|Pot
6=Well... Yes, but I don't see why you need to-
7=Hang on a sec, what are you thinking?
8=/changename You
9=Oh nothing, nothing...
10=Mwahahahaha...
11=/changename Companion|Pot
12=*Whimper*

[Owww!!!!]
0=MY FACE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!
1=How could you do this? We're best buddies!
2=/func killpot
3=/fon 800

[Fez]
0=/spic fez
1=It seems to be a Fez...
2=Well may as well take it!
3=/fon 9
4=/hpic

[Santa]
0=Ho ho ho!
1=What do you want little boy?
2=/changename You
3=Hey you've got a hat like mine?!
4=Where'd you get that, all the worms have them too!
5=/changename Santa
6=Ho ho ho!
7=I'm Santa Claus!
8=I sneak into people houses at night, put hats on their heads and sometimes leave gifts!
9=/changename You
10=What fun...
11=Ok thanks for the chat Santa, but I have a job to do... Unfortunately...
12=/changename Santa
13=Ho ho ho!
14=Lucky you!

[Sack]
0=It's Santa's sack... Don't touch it, it's making growling sounds...

[Lab 2 Pot]
0=If you can't get high enough fast enough, try that gun that lets you fly.
1=Have fun doing it too!
2=Enjoy yourself every once in a while.

[Lab 2 Pot Dead]
0=So you killed me, thanks a lot...
1=ANYWAY If you can't get up fast enough try using your Glacier Cannon.
2=Meanie.

[Carving Sign]
0=""MAKE your way across here carefully.""


[Gun Upgrade Token]
0=This token will upgrade your CURRENTLY EQUIPPED weapon to it's most powerful form.
1=Do you want to use it yet?
2=/yesno GunUpgrade x

[GunUpgrade]
0=/func setweapontolevel3
1=Weapon upgraded to highest level!

[Sad Block Pot]
0=These blocks only disappear when you've killed all the nearby enemies!
1=How sad.