// speaker field: 0 for left, 1 for right (santa)
[info]
freq=1
leftspeaker=0

[0]
speaker=4
text="I wasn't talking about the weather, old man."

[1]
speaker=3
text="You!"

[2]
speaker=6
text="That's right, Santa. It's me Solid Snake,\nbut you probably know me better as Santa's Little Helper."

[3]
speaker=3
text="What're you doing here?!"

[4]
speaker=6
text="After taking down Big Boss in Outer Heaven, I was sent on a mission to assassinate his twin brother, Big Beard."

[5]
speaker=3
text="Big Beard?!"


[6]
speaker=6
text="You."

[7]
speaker=6
text="See, you were part of the Los Bigotes Perfectos project."

[8]
speaker=3
text="The Los Bigotes Perfectos project?!"

[9]
speaker=6
text="Yeah... The Los Bigotes Perfectos project."

[10]
speaker=6
text="It was a top secret project started by Andrew Johnson back in the 19th Century."

[11]
speaker=6
text="President Johnson was quite displeased with his lack of facial hair, especially after the abundant beard of his predecessor, Abraham Lincoln."

[12]
speaker=6
text="That's why he started funding research on bioengineering the perfect beard."

[13]
speaker=6
text="The research resulted in the birth of twin clones,"

[14]
speaker=6
text="...Los Bigotes Perfectos."

[15]
speaker=6
text="One of the twins recieved the genes for the perfect beard, and this twin became to be known as Big Beard."

[16]
speaker=6
text="But for Big Beard to be created, there needed be another twin to whom all the recessive genes were to go."

[17]
speaker=6
text="This twin became known as Jack, because, well, he didn't have jack."

[18]
speaker=6
text="Jack eventually became a legendary mercenary, earning the title Big Boss."

[19]
speaker=6
text="However, he eventually succumbed to madness, and attempted to create a nation of perpetual conflict, which he called Outer Heaven!"

[20]
speaker=6
text="A couple of years ago, I infiltrated Outer Heaven and prevented Big Boss from launching the walking nuclear tank..."

[21]
speaker=6
text="Metal Gear!"

[22]
speaker=3
text="Metal Gear?!"

[23]
speaker=6
text="Yes. Metal Gear. It was only after defeating Big Boss that we learned of his twin brother."

[24]
speaker=3
text="Me."

[25]
speaker=6
text="You.\nYou see, we can't risk having another Big Boss threatening the world with a nuke."

[26]
speaker=6
text="That's why I was sent on a mission to find and eliminate you, Big Beard."

[27]
speaker=3
text="I see. I'd always wondered why my beard was so perfect and white."

[28]
speaker=6
text="I'm sorry, Big Beard, but in order to complete my mission, I must eliminate you."

[29]
speaker=3
text="I understand."

[30]
speaker=6
text="Any last words?"

[31]
speaker=3
text="Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night."

[32]
speaker=3
text="Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night."

[33]
finish=1